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You’ll never believe this clickbait article…

You’ll never believe this clickbait article…

If you think it was a waste of time to click on this otherwise pointless article, you may be correct. However you may also be wrong. Its like my uncle once said “opinions are like nipples” I’m not really sure how that is relevant to the current...
New Game causes end of times, analysts say

New Game causes end of times, analysts say

“It started with a simple game and ended with fire-breathing demons and mass hysteria.” says local pokéist. Dozens of game players have reportedly burst into flames since the initial launch of the game earlier this week. First, it started with the monetary...
Think before you print this website

Think before you print this website

Please think before you print this blog post. Please consider the environment before printing this batman mask. Or this david bowie mask. Or this Miley Virus. Just think about it before you print out any of these… Please consider the environment before...
Dream Board

Dream Board

Follow Nick’s board Matching Socks for my cat Simon and Me on...
7 tips to survive back to school season

7 tips to survive back to school season

Back to school tips from chips. 1. Don’t drink too much water. Look, in every other aspect of your life for the rest of your life, staying hydrated is one of your primary focuses. In school it is however very different, the less water you drink the better. 2. #2...
Amazing! Wolves Befriend Local Neighborhood Pet

Amazing! Wolves Befriend Local Neighborhood Pet

If you like stories about those in the animal kingdom forming unlikely friendships, you’ll love this one. When local Wildlife becomes friends with a beloved neighborhood pet, the results are outstanding. Wait…this just in..I’ve got some bad news everyone. It doesn’t...
365 Slow Cooker Meals in just 36 hours

365 Slow Cooker Meals in just 36 hours

Crockpot Slow Cooker Freezer Cooking Freezer cooking! Have you heard about this? You spend two days preparing meals for the year to keep in your giant basement freezer so you don’t have to think about it later. I’ve seen blog post on prepping a few meal for a...
How to add a Share Button to the Porn Site you manage

How to add a Share Button to the Porn Site you manage

Social media has become part of our every day interaction with life. People want to share EVERY part of their lives on social sites like Facebook, Twitter, and Linked In. So if you are running a porn site, adding those share buttons is the BEST thing you can do to...
Too Many Rejection Letters

Too Many Rejection Letters

Here is an email and response I wrote last year. I look back at it when feeling discouraged. The initial letter: Dear Nick, Thank you for your interest in performing at Summerfest Arts Faire 2013. Unfortunately we will not be able to use Folk Hogan this year. We had...