by NP | Apr 8, 2020 | Satire
Is your cat sleeping all day? Are you starting to feel like you’re the only one that picks up after them? Maybe its time for you to sit your Furball down and have a chat. You’ll want to make sure that you’re setting boundaries and writing impact...
by NP | Oct 10, 2018 | Satire
I’m just simply tired of this viral trend and I think its gone too far. I know I’m getting old and that means I don’t necessarily understand all of the youths trends. Case in point – did you know that the youngest generation of cat ladies was...
by NP | Mar 29, 2017 | Satire
If you think it was a waste of time to click on this otherwise pointless article, you may be correct. However you may also be wrong. Its like my uncle once said “opinions are like nipples” I’m not really sure how that is relevant to the current...
by NP | Jul 13, 2016 | Satire
“It started with a simple game and ended with fire-breathing demons and mass hysteria.” says local pokéist. Dozens of game players have reportedly burst into flames since the initial launch of the game earlier this week. First, it started with the monetary...
by NP | Dec 10, 2015 | Satire
Please think before you print this blog post. Please consider the environment before printing this batman mask. Or this david bowie mask. Or this Miley Virus. Just think about it before you print out any of these… Please consider the environment before...
by NP | Dec 10, 2015 | Satire
Some really great lists this year. Buzzfeed Lifehacker Foodbeast A+ Guff Zergnet List25
by NP | Oct 26, 2015 | Satire
Shortcut Description Command-X Cut: Remove the selected item and copy it to the Clipboard. Command-C Copy the selected item to the Clipboard. This also works for files in the Finder. Command-V Paste the contents of the Clipboard into the current document...
by NP | Sep 8, 2015 | Satire
Follow Nick’s board Matching Socks for my cat Simon and Me on Pinterest.
by NP | Jul 14, 2015 | Satire
Back to school tips from chips. 1. Don’t drink too much water. Look, in every other aspect of your life for the rest of your life, staying hydrated is one of your primary focuses. In school it is however very different, the less water you drink the better. 2. #2...
by NP | Jul 6, 2015 | Satire
If you like stories about those in the animal kingdom forming unlikely friendships, you’ll love this one. When local Wildlife becomes friends with a beloved neighborhood pet, the results are outstanding. Wait…this just in..I’ve got some bad news everyone. It doesn’t...
by NP | Mar 5, 2015 | Satire
Crockpot Slow Cooker Freezer Cooking Freezer cooking! Have you heard about this? You spend two days preparing meals for the year to keep in your giant basement freezer so you don’t have to think about it later. I’ve seen blog post on prepping a few meal for a...
by NP | Feb 25, 2015 | Satire
Social media has become part of our every day interaction with life. People want to share EVERY part of their lives on social sites like Facebook, Twitter, and Linked In. So if you are running a porn site, adding those share buttons is the BEST thing you can do to...
by NP | May 14, 2014 | Satire
Here is an email and response I wrote last year. I look back at it when feeling discouraged. The initial letter: Dear Nick, Thank you for your interest in performing at Summerfest Arts Faire 2013. Unfortunately we will not be able to use Folk Hogan this year. We had...
